I was discovered at the age of 4 (by the ‘V-ger’ entity from Star Trek The Motion Picture) drifting in a LaGrange point near the moon of Telesto. Artificially aged by wizards, I graduated from the University of Cat Biology (six months later) at the age of 6 with a gentleman’s degree (a 2:1) with virtually no knowledge other than that of cats. At age 11, I was effected by ‘bad-science’ in the outskirts of Cambridge, England and was forced to co-found the confusing rock band Donderevo from which my name is taken (not the other way around like Jon Bongiovi.) After failing to destroy the universe (this and all others) in the omnicidal Donderevo, I moved to Milwaukee Wisconsin where I repair wild animals and emit an interminable bleep.
Known Aliases: The Margate Stargate, Solar Dustin Hofman, Chief Chirpa, Colonel Cockchafer, Rahnamanahnanu Mechadoonahnano
Gender: M
Strength: Average
Marital Status: Married Happily
Dexterity: 9
Class & Level: Druid, level 3
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Religion/Patron Deity: Cthulu/Punk/Athiesm
Race: Great White British
Occupation: Composer/Audio Engineer/Pamphleteer/Vegetarian
Superpowers: Echolocation, Kinetic Absorption, Poison Generation, Cross-Dimensional Awareness, Astral Trapping, Gravy/Sacuce Making, Resurrection, Time manipulation, Beer Appraisal.
Motto: Destroy The Universe!
Influences: Max Ernst, H.P. Lovecraft, Arthur C. Clarke, Bob Hund, William Burroughs, The Sex Pistols, Thor Heyerdahl, Roman Polanski, J.G. Ballard, Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Paul Pope, Pat Mills, Groucho Marx, Max Planck, Erich Von Daniken, Richard Dawkins, Frank Herbert, Rene Magritte, Robert Sapolsky, Luke Vibert, Henry Darger, Terry Gilliam, Eric Lebofsky, Lo Borges, Kiki DeMontparnasse, Robert Graves, Alan Moore, Karel Kapek, Jamie Hewlett.
Favourite Movie: Max
Phobias: Arachno
Favourite Biscuit: The Custard Crème
Funniest Animal: The Chicken
A Hairy Dog: Border Collie
Colour: Red/Green Blind
Star Sign: The Skorpions
Dinosaur: Parasaurolophus
Notable Achievements: Co-founding Donderevo, Co-founding the Intercontinental Music Lab, Making a delicious pie.
Lyrics and vocals:
Agent On The Threshold
Cunning Odysseus
Plankton
Space Junk
Lyrics:
Oh My Beautiful Problem Child
An Echo of Mimesis
I am the Space Hand
Music:
Call Them X
There Is Science In This Child
How to Prove a Point
Dave
Music and lyrics:
I Can’t Give You Anything But Love
